Sir Oars aLot

Year: 42069

Ht./Wt.: 4’9″ 450lbs

Hometown: Somewhere Shitty, Pennsylvania

Major: Boats

Favorite Boat Class: Idk the one with oars?

Fun Fact: I don’t even go here

Favorite Memory at UD: Stealing from Frats

Bio: Here for a short time, not a long time.